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    GDPR Stuff: I know we’re supposed to have a disclaimer on our websites in order to be compliant with all the privacy and data-collections laws, so here’s my stab at it:

    I don’t have a blog or a newsletter because I procrastinate far too much to ever be able to pull either of those things off.

    If I use any kind of data analytics, I am unaware of it. I’m not tech savvy enough to really understand what all that means, so if any of your info is being collected outside of what is needed to fill in the above contact form to email me, I have no idea what it is or where it is or how to access it. I wouldn’t know what to do with it even if I did.

    I vaguely recall there was some mention of an issue or a concern with the links to my social media pages, but I don’t really know what the issue or the concern is. Maybe the host website is collecting stuff? I don’t know. Honestly, I can barely work email and Netflix. Besides, I almost never post anything because I am super boring and can’t think of anything clever to say, so I can’t imagine visiting my social media pages is a top priority for anyone anywhere.

    Basically, if I were you and I were visiting this page with any concerns about data collection or privacy, I would just assume that someone somewhere – possibly our government or the Machine or Samaritan or all of the aforementioned – is always watching and gathering intel, but I swear I am nothing other than a clueless pawn in their reindeer games.

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